您好 (Nee How!)

Today Mikaela and I were talking to a Counselor of a Chinese Camp. Or rather... he was talking to us. After a few introductions ("where are you from? what year in school are you?") He proceeded to ask...

"So... How would you feel about marrying someone 5 years older than you?"

WHAT DO YOU EVEN SAY TO THAT?!
Here's how Mikaela and I responded.

*Awkward Silence*

Then he proceeded to tell us how he always takes girls hiking on dates to see if their relationship would work.

*Awkward Silence Numero Dos*

Mikaela: Julia, what are you looking at?
Julia: Oh, I was just imagining myself falling off of that mountain.

SHUTTT DOWNNN. And that, my friends. Is how it's done.